Excuse me, Mother Nature? I know you are extremely busy but I just need a moment of your time. You see it is April 27th and for some reason there is snow in my backyard.
It must be some kind of mix up because we are already solidly into spring. Spring, not winter.
I am sure you will understand when I say this, ahem, don’t let it happen again.
Oh, no. No, no , no I would never threaten Mother Nature. All I am saying is if this happens again, you better watch your back lady!